Monthly Archives: June 2012

Wuxi China Sexpat Tells the Media about His Girlfriend Virginia

John Hefner, co-leader of the Wuxi Sexpat-Feminist Alliance told a packed press conference about his girlfriend. "Did I tell you about my girlfriend Virginia?" Hefner asked assembled members of the World Press including correspondents from the Wuxiist, The Economist, Time … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Wuxi Expat Proud of the Number of Toilets He Has in His Restaurant

Duston Short, a Wuxi Expat from Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada, tells the Wuxiist Blog that he is proud of the number of toilets in Rae’s, an Expat restaurant that he and his brothers own in Wuxi’s Meicun District. "We have forty … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Wuxi China Expat from Denmark admits Hans Island belongs to Canada

Lars Von Mikkelson, a Dane living in the Wuxi China Expatdom, told the WCE Blog that he had come to the realization that Hans Island had always belonged to Canada and that any attempts by his country to insist otherwise … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Wuxi China Expatdom Men Want Arm-in-Arm Walking Approved

At Gambays last night, a special Steering Committee was formed to hear submissions for allowing male Expats to walk arm-in-arm. Millions of new WCE immigrants have sought clarification of what public behaviours are acceptable. The Committee comprises every WCE functionary, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Soon-to-be-New-Comer Thinks Wuxi, China will be the Right Fit for Him

On a local Wuxi China Expatdom BBS, the Wuxiist, American Garnet Spence announced that he was coming to the Wuxi China Expatdom in August 2012 to teach English and Bartending at the Gorzo the Mighty University of Super Advanced Bio-Atomic-Nano … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Census shows Fifty Million Expats living in Wuxi, China

There are 50,226,766.683 Expats, not including colonials, living in the Wuxi China Expatdom according to its latest census. The census broke down the population by home country revealing the following numbers: Canadians 35,001,867 Americans 11,001,776 English 1,401,066 Germans 1,301,945.683 French … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Are Wuxi China Expats Heartless?

Duston Short, the Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion and an English Teacher with a high rate of absenteeism, claims that Wuxi Expats are heartless. In an exclusive interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom Enquirer, Short said that not … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment