Monthly Archives: September 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom King tells his subjects to take off their work boots and put on their slippers

Hearing about a speech U.S. President Barack Obama made to a group of black congressman, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty told his subjects that it was okay for them to take off their work boots … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Gorzo the Mighty defends the nonsense of the Wuxi China Expatdom

In an interview with Wuxi China Expatdom blog, Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty defended the seeming nonsense that goes on in the Expatdom as reported by the Wuxi China Expatdom Blog. Beginning with a quote from GK Chesterton: … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Swedish Bikini Team rescued from the tunnels beneath the Wuxi, China train station!

At a packed press conference, held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force, Karl Malden announced that the Swedish Bikini Team has … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Wuxi Expat has artificial arm stolen by seemingly innocent countryside girl.

Juston Short, brother of Wuxi Expats Duston and Easton Short, had his artificial arm stolen on the weekend after he picked up a dodgy girl at the Chestnut Pub. Juston Short, who wished to remain anonymous, told the Wuxi China … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Harry Moore elected President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society

Harry Moore was elected the new president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society at its annual convention held at Wuxi’s Landlord Stadium in the New District. Moore won the presidency on the twelfth ballot of the most highly … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 Update: All-star benefit concert is smash success as search reaches “critical juncture”

Despite the fact that the Swedish Bikini Team still hasn’t been located, Karl Malden, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Expeditionary Force that is overseeing the search, was in a good mood because of the Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Close call for Wuxi China Expat Couple

Harry Moore, the best-selling author in human history and a Wuxi Expat of considerable import, had a close call that nearly saw him go through a divorce. Moore, who has been married to his laptop for nearly a year, recently … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment