Monthly Archives: July 2011

Swedish Bikini Team’s Captive’s Note Released

At a packed media conference, IEF Commander, Karl Malden, and Chief Inspector Harry Callahan have presented material received from Orient Express, currently being held captive by the Swedish Bikini Team in the Railway Tunnels. "The note, and the photos," Malden … Continue reading

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Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 Update: International Expeditionary Force in tangle.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time!" This is all that Karl Malden, the commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force that is looking for the Swedish Bikini Team, could say another disastrous day of searching. … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Queen Ayira beats U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama by KO at 1:31 in round 1 of World First Ladies Boxing Championship.

Wuxi China Expatdom Queen Ayira the Chosen One beat U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama yesterday to win the World First Ladies Boxing Championship. Ayira came out in her usual aggressive style, immediately putting Obama on the back foot. With just … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat Football Ground has expanded shower facilities.

Franz Joseph Werner Beckenbauer, chancellor of the Wuxi China Expatdom Football Grounds, is proud of its ‘two new natural grass fields that have the latest field drainage systems. He is even more proud of the new 250,000 main stadium that … Continue reading

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Swedish Bikini Team Hostage Drama: Note Received from Orient Express

Leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom’s IEF, Karl Malden, announced that "we have a new, and possibly-hopeful, new lead as to the whereabouts of Orient Express, presently being held captive by the Swedish Bikini Team, somewhere in the Railway Station … Continue reading

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Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 Update: Shipment of string arrives; Memorabilia sales top one billion yuan.

Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force that is looking for the Swedish Bikini Team, Karl Malden, at his daily press conference, announced that a much-needed shipment of string had finally arrived. Because 300,000 searchers had gone missing … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom voted Wuxi’s best Expat Site

In a poll taken of Wuxi Expat Internet Users, Wuxi China Expatdom was voted the best Wuxi Expat Site. Wuxi China Expatdom received 30 times more votes than runner-up Wuxi Lesbians and 75 times more votes than Wuxi Net Guide … Continue reading

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