Soon-to-be-New-Comer Thinks Wuxi, China will be the Right Fit for Him

On a local Wuxi China Expatdom BBS, the Wuxiist, American Garnet Spence announced that he was coming to the Wuxi China Expatdom in August 2012 to teach English and Bartending at the Gorzo the Mighty University of Super Advanced Bio-Atomic-Nano Chemical Technology and Philosophy (GMUSADBANCTP))

In his first posting, Spence also said that he was a life-long advocate of gun rights, had a passion for drinking beer and that he hoped to mingle with Wuxi Expats "of a similar persuasion."

His posting was greeted with much enthusiasm from other members of the Wuxiist Site. One member hoped that Spence was into weightlifting because he wanted so much to show Spence the expanded Shower facilities at the Horizon Gym on Xueqian Street. "You have a choice of group or private stalls now at the Horizon!" boasted the Expat whose nickname was Mister Z. Another Expat, nicknamed The Flying Scotchman, told Spence he was sleeping with girls half his age, and he would love to show Spence a book filled with photos of his conquests. Wuxi Dyeman told Spence that he was the most handsome guy in the bar and he was welcome to come up to him and say hi. Wuxi Redknocker warned Spence that Wuxi China Expats weren’t socialists and that if he ever had a left-wing thought, he was going to be arrested. OffMcNult told Spence to mind his grammar or else. WTU told Spence that his order of Chinese Watches would be ready by the time of his arrival.

Spence in his second posting to Wuxiist Site expressed gratitude for the invitations and advice from the community, and said he was now sure that the Wuxi China Expatdom would be "a great fit" for him.


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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