Monthly Archives: May 2012

Wuxi Expats Say It Must Be Hard for The Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President To Be Humble

With his birthday coming on May 22, Wuxi Expats, from the King to the lowliest and most modest of English Teachers, when asked, all seemed to agree that it must be hard for Archduke Harry Moore, the president of the … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Says that McDonald’s Makes The Best Burger in Wuxi

Sam Zell, a long-time Wuxi Expat, says that McDonald’s still makes the best burger in all of the Wuxi China Expatdom. "I have tried all the burgers in all the foreign restaurants in Wuxi! I have had the Gigantic Gambay‘s … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Marries Her Diamond Ring

Lieutenant Shirley Bassey, traffic officer and the lead singer of the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force, is going to marry her diamond ring named "PC." Thursday Afternoon, she visited the Wuxi China Expatdom Wedding License to submit her application, before … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Wrestles Great White Shark near Lake Taihu Beach

Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Commander Admiral Lloyd Bridges wrestled a great white shark to the death saving hundreds of swimmers’ lives at a Lake Taihu Beach. Thursday, Admiral Bridges was doing his daily 50 km swim across the lake … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh Inducted into the Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame

Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis, commissioner of the Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame, made an induction announcement that many observers felt was long overdue when he told a press conference, at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambays Pub in the … Continue reading

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Jubilant Wuxi Expats Storm into Streets After Hearing News that Burger King Is Coming to Wuxi

Wuxi Expats are definitely excited that to hear that a Burger King is coming to the Wuxi China Expatdom. When it was revealed in a local Wuxi Expat site that a Burger King was opening in the basement of Parksons … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Archduke tricks U.S. President Barack Obama into Visiting Home of the Hapless George Clooney

The WCE News Blog has revealed that U.S. President Barack Obama was tricked into visiting the hapless actor George Clooney’s house by Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore. The Archduke, in an exclusive interview with the Blog, said that the … Continue reading

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