Suzhou China Expats Experience Regularity for the First Time

One of the unforeseen benefits, for the Suzhou China Expatdom, of becoming a colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom, has been regularity in their bowel movements — something a Suzhou Expat had become resigned to never having again by choosing to be a Suzhou Expat, instead of a Wuxi Expat.

Thanks to receiving Wuxi China Expatdom Colonial Status which means have Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore is their chief administrator, doing business has become enjoyable. "I don’t know what is it about Harry Moore that makes me feel so pleasantly regular!" said Suzhou Expat Colonial William Shatner. "No doubt his Metamucil initiative played a great part in promoting regularity among Suzhou China Expat Colonials, but that doesn’t explain the fact that absolutely no Suzhou Expat complains of irregularity anymore! Metamucil doesn’t work in all cases!"

Another Suzhou Expat "Doc" McCoy thinks he knows that the cause. "I believe that the Metamucil initiative combined with our five daily readings of the Poolside Harry Moore promotes 100 percent pure regularity!" Suzhou Expats have started a Harry Moore cult which includes five daily readings of his book the Poolside Harry Moore and carrying icons bearing the image of Harry Moore in Speedos on their foreheads.

Whatever the cause of his newly-acquired regularity, yet another Suzhou Expat, Leonard Spock says that he can’t help but praise Harry Moore after eating a good meal and not having to go to the bathroom frequently during the night. "Things come out smooth and true thanks to the Archduke!" exclaimed Spock.


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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