Monthly Archives: October 2011

Wuxi China Expats celebrating Halloween in massively grand style

Wuxi China Expatdom 2011 Halloween is certainly going to be the greatest Halloween in all of human history say Halloween experts and Expatdom observers. Bela Lagrogli, professor of Halloween studies at Gorzo the Mighty University, says that the Expatdom’s tremendous … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat not stimulated by Microsoft Plane Simulator software

Duston Short, the Wuxi China Expatdom midget sumo-wrestling champion, an English teacher who has taught at every English school in Wuxi, and a part-time employee at the Chestnut Pub, told the Wuxi China Exaptdom blog that he was disappointed by … Continue reading

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Wuxi Jaywalkers defeat Texas Rangers to win Seventieth Consecutive World Series Title

The Wuxi Jaywalkers, this year disguised as the St. Louis Cardinals, defeated the Texas Rangers 6-2 on Friday evening to win the 2011 World Series in seven games. The Jaywalkers capped another thrilling postseason run with their seventieth consecutive World … Continue reading

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88 Billion watch opening ceremonies of Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic

88 Billion beings, across the known universe, watched the opening ceremonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic held at Harry Moore Memorial Square Platinum in the Nanchang District of Wuxi, China on Wednesday evening Many world leaders attended, including … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat English Teacher says playgrounds are good places to pick up girls

Aristotle Tonny Martin, English Teacher at LIE International English in the Wuxi China Expatdom, in an exclusive interview with the Wuxi Web Net site, said that playgrounds are good places to pick up girls. Said Martin, who wished to be … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Sexpat Feminist alliance Co-Leader demands investigation of run in the thigh of Wonder Woman’s tights

John Hefner, member of parliament and co-leader the Wuxi China Sexpat-Feminist Alliance, demanded a parliament committee be set up to find out why Wonder Woman was seen to have a run in the inner thigh of her tights when she … Continue reading

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The Abdominal Snowman of Hui Shan

Late last night at Gambays, long-time Expatdom character and public official Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis shared one of the most remarkable, and eeriest, experiences ever heard of in the Wuxi China Expatdom. The hour was late – very late, and … Continue reading

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