Monthly Archives: August 2012

Apollo 11 Commander Neil Armstrong Wishes He Was A Wuxi China Expatonaut

"The Expatonauts of Shenzhan 6 who are heading to Mars are like Babe Ruth. The Astronauts of Apollo 11 who have landed on the Moon are now like Ezra Sutton!" said Apollo 11 commander Niel Armstrong in an interview with … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Says Yixing Tea Pots Are His Cup of Tea

Sir Whieldon Wedgwood from Bazington Stokeshire on the Mersey, England says he has fallen in love with the teapots of Yixing. Wedgwood, a teach of English at Meicun Experimental High School, says he spends his days off in Yixing adding … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Is Proud to be Called a Potato and Gratin

Duston Short, disgraced former Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion and English Teacher, says he has found something he can finally boast of. "Chestnut Pub Owner Wally Droop has telling me that I be, from now on, a potato … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub to hold Drain Cleaner Night

Dangle’s Participle, the pub for English teachers in Wuxi, China will be holding Drain Cleaner Night every Friday. Sammy Dangle, owner of the "third part of the verb" pub as it is affectionately called by its English teaching patrons, told … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expats First Humans to Make Love on the Moon?

Rumours are rapidly circulating around the Wuxi China Expatdom that WCE Archduke Sir Harry Moore made love with his wife WCE Grand Duchess Mrs. Miss Moneypenny when the Shenzhan 6 Martian Module made a brief landing on the moon on … Continue reading

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Zhanshen 6 Commander Archduke Harry Moore And Crew: “All Systems Go For Mars Mission”

Crew-members of the Wuxi China Expatdom’s bold Zanshen 6 Mars Mission, have reported that they and the Command Module are on-track for their arrival on the planet Mars in September. The six Expatdom-men, – trail blazers all, have signalled the … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expats Make Space History as Zhanshen 6 Passes the Moon on the way to Mars

The five Wuxi Expats on Zhanshen 6, the Wuxi China Expatdom Mission to the planet Mars, became the first humans to ever go beyond the Moon’s orbit on Sunday. On Saturday, their souped up Saturn V5 Rocket successfully lifted off … Continue reading

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