Monthly Archives: February 2012

Wuxi Expat from Ontario, Canada doesn’t go to work on February 29

Duston Short, English Teacher and the Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion, didn’t go to work on Wednesday, February 29. "Wednesday, I normally go to work if I am not sick!" said Short, an Ontario Canada Expat who has … Continue reading

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Clouds of War gathering in the Wuxi China Expatdom?

As far as the WCE Blog can determine, the March 1 Harry Moore booking conflict between the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society has not been resolved, and the Expatdom … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat wants to marry the Ling Shan Big Buddha

Henrietta Nabors, a Wuxi Expat from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, wants to marry the Big Buddha at Lingshan near Wuxi, China. Nabors said it was love at first sight when she laid his eyes on the Big Buddha. "I came to … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom opens world’s biggest Martial Arts studio and theme park

A 10 million square meter Martial Arts studio and theme park has been opened in the Hui Shan District of the Wuxi China Expatdom. "Dragon’s Martial Arts Park will have every possible thing to appeal to the serious Martial Arts … Continue reading

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Expats from Ontario, Canada open a restaurant in Wuxi, China

Monday night, the Short Brothers: Duston and Justin who hail from Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada opened a new restaurant in the Meicun District of Wuxi, China. Rae’s Restaurant, named after a former Ontario provincial premier, will eventually have a menu and … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom King sick of Europeans phoning him and asking for money

Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, says he has to keep changing his phone number because European leaders and finance ministers, panicking about the Euro, won’t leave him alone. "They keep telling me that I am their … Continue reading

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Over 1,000 Chimpanzees to be let go in the Wuxi China Expatdom

Prefabricated’s Prefabricated Wooden Homes announced that they will let its entire staff of 1,000 chimpanzees go. Pete Prefabricated, long-time Wuxi Expat and owner of Prefabricated’s Prefabricated Wooden Homes, said his decision to hire over 1,000 chimpanzees to work in a … Continue reading

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