Monthly Archives: April 2011

A Rainbow Coaliton of Celebration at the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport.

Two days after the arrival of the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent at the WCE Freeport, the greatest party in all of human history is still in a full frenzy with no signs of abatement for the foreseeable future. As they … Continue reading

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The Capture of the Former King of Wuxi is a victory for _________?

With celebrations of the return of the WCE contingent at a frenzied pitch, observers are wondering what the capture is a victory for. The capture of the former King of Wuxi has already been proclaimed a triumph of hope, freedom, … Continue reading

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Former Wuxi China Expatdom Culture Minister Bass Bassimov captured in Venezuela.

A third member of the previous Wuxi China Expatdom regime, has been captured by in Venezuela by Venezuelan rebel forces allied with the current WCE government. Bass Bassimov, who had been masquerading as a second-hand comic shop owner, was found … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom appoints Sirloin Steak Bailey to head new Ministry of Scat.

The Right Honourable Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Mango, today announced the appointment of Sirloin Steak Bailey as Minister for Scat in the Expatdom. Minister Bailey will in be charge of Wuxi China Expatdom Scat legislation and act … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom to send Emergency Knee Pad Shipment to Nanjing Expatdom.

The Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Mango, announced that the WCE will be sending a emergency shipment of knee pads to the Nanjing Expatdom which is in the midst of a sore knee crisis. Currently 95 percent of … Continue reading

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The Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent subdues the Kraken! PM Mango says “Let the party begin!”

“Perhaps the greatest celebration in all of human history can now begin in the Wuxi China Expatdom!” These were the words uttered by Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango upon receiving news that the Kraken monster has been subdued and … Continue reading

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The Kraken and the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent still duking it out with the Kraken.

The crowd of two billion plus at the Wuxi China Freeport is still patiently waiting to celebrate the return of the King Gorzo, Queen Ayira, Harry Callahan, and Fred Minkleman. The WCE Contingent, as the four are officially called, are … Continue reading

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