Monthly Archives: February 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom Pub to host a parlour games night.

Fred Minkleman, owner, announced that his Gambay’s Pub, voted the WCE’s best Expat pub for the 60th consecutive year, will be hosting a parlour games night. Said Minkleman: "On parlour games night, Gambay’s patrons will be able to play a … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango has a sumptuous first official repast

The WCE Prime Minister’s first official lunch was attended by an all-male bevy of reporters and admirers who saw Mango eat ripe, shamefaced Wuxi peaches and devour young, crinkled, and plump red tomatoes. Not to be outdone, the leader of … Continue reading

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Survey says Wuxi China Expats are world’s biggest cheapstakes

The Ishmaelian Express World Survey of Charitiable Giving placed The Wuxi China Expatdom 147th out of 147 surveyed countries in 2010. Wuxi China Expats gave .0000001 percent of their income to charity, the survey found. In comparison, citizens in 146th … Continue reading

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Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi China Expatdom, sets up alliance with the Empire of Azania.

Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom announced that he and Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda, Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University, have signed a treaty … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Parliamentary Leaders offer Conflicting Visions of the Expatdom

At an impromptu Q&A session held last night at Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District, three party leaders from the parliament of the Wuxi China Expatdom had the following to say about their vision of the Expatdom: Leader of … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expatdom to Host World Big-Wave Surfing Championship

Speaking at a packed media conference held at Gambays earlier today, head of the IBWS commitee, Andy Devine, said that preparations are already “well underway”. “We anticipate that the Expatdom will host up to 328,000 spectators for the 3-day event … Continue reading

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Leader of Wuxi China Expatdom Opposition tries hard to warn against a Mango Cult of Personality.

The Leader of the Nudist Party of the Wuxi China Expatdom warned against what he sees as "a perverse, pernicious and perplexing cult of personality developing around WCE Prime Minister Mango." Nudist leader Iggy Poop, whose real name is Michael … Continue reading

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