Monthly Archives: March 2012

Wuxi Expat Family visits the Ling Shan Big Buddha for the first time.

The Grant Family: Father Bob S., Mother Clare, Son Bob Jr. and Daughter Clare Jr. from Claremont, California paid the first of, what they told the WCE Blog, will be many visits to the Big Buddha at Ling Shan in … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub sets up in Bunker amid Rumors of Possible Nuclear Attack

With rumors circulating all over the Expatdom, that they are to be the next target of Operation Eliminate Bad Rhyming, the Walnut Pub has moved to a bunker 3,000 meters below their normal surface location. The bunker consists of a … Continue reading

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Co-Workers demoralized by the virility of Wuxi Expat English Teacher’s forearms

A spell of warm weather in the Wuxi China Expatdom is causing the Wuxi Expats who do wear clothes to shed them. At one Wuxi China English School, the shedding of clothes has resulted in a major loss of morale … Continue reading

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Use of Atomic Weapons in the Wuxi China Expatdom Declared a Victory for Human Decency and Funk

Operation Eliminate Bad Rhyming, an effort by the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Squad to eliminate Hip-Hop from all Wuxi Expat Bars, has begun with a four-day round-the-clock Atomic bombardment of the Chestnut Pub. Officer McNulty, commander of the Eliminate Bad … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat Families find incredible savings in Wuxi, China shops

Wuxi China is the best place in the world for families to go shopping! So say the Grant and Smith Families, from North America, now living in the Wuxi China Expatdom full time. "Prices in Wuxi, China!" said Clare Grant, … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat looking for his Wiener

Duston Short, the Wuxi China Expatdom champion midget Sumo Wrestler, had lost one of the wieners from his McDonald’s Breakfast Hot Dogs; and so he couldn’t teach his scheduled classes on Monday. Short, a short squat Expat from Ontario, Canada … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Admiral Bridges, Old Sea Dog, Trials Amphibious New Hot Dog

Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport, Lake Taihu: For the past four days, Admiral Lloyd Bridges has been testing the latest weapon in the WCERN’s already-formidable arsenal. Admiral Bridges said that he’d been given the design plans of the Amphibious McDonalds Breakfast … Continue reading

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