Monthly Archives: October 2012

Halloween Is The One Day a Year that Many Wuxi Expats Wear Clothes

A Martian visiting the Wuxi China Expatdom on October 31st, would not know the the WCE was a Naturist Realm. "The Halloween Holiday!" says Gambay’s Pub co-owner Frank Minkleman, "It is the one day of the year that everyone in … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Obama Phone Group Fires Court Jester

Johnny “Smartypants” Goldwater Orwell’s stint as the official court jester of the Obama Phone Group of the Wuxi China Expatdom came to an end, only a few days after it had began. Orwell, who had just been appointed the OPGWCE’s … Continue reading

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Court Jesters Are The Latest Wuxi Elite Expat Fad

Court Jesters are the now the thing that every high society Wuxi Expat and Wuxi Expat Organizationmust must have, thanks to Their King Gorzo the Mighty appointing Blogger Wussie Andrew as his royal court jester. Those Expats, who can afford … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub’s Hamburger Buns to be made with Dobeles Dzirnavnieks flour

A contractual agreement between Latvia’s Dobeles Dzirnavnieks and Poland’s Fresh Start Bakeries Piekarnie Sp. z o.o. – producer of hamburger buns for Gambay’s Pub in the Shanghai China Expatdom, will now have the buns in the Wuxi Gambay’s Pub and … Continue reading

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Marauding Bands of Wuxi Expat Vikings Can’t Earn Respect of The Locals

Doug the Dastardly, who says he is a real Viking born of Viking stock, can’t understand why he and his marauding band of Vikings can’t put fear into the locals. "It is really embarrassing " says Dastardly. "I and my … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat King Appoints a Court Jester

In an announcement that shocked some, angered a few, saddened but one, and was treated by others with indifference, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty told the world that he had appointed the blogger known as … Continue reading

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Shanghai Expats Insist that They are Not Diminished by Being Wuxi China Expatdom Colonials

A Shanghai Expat delegation to the Wuxi China Expatdom told the WCE Blog that they in no way felt diminished by the fact that their Expatdom was a colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom. Ogg, a financial consultant in Shanghai, … Continue reading

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