About the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Wuxi China Expatdom is the fictional home of expatriates living in Wuxi, China.  It is more interesting than the real Expat Life in Wuxi, China.

Any similarity to real Wuxi Expats is intentional.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Blog has been created to offend the bad, the lazy and the immoral Expats of Wuxi.  It has been also created to mock those of the Leftist persuasion.

All other China Expatdoms are currently colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom.  The Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies is Archduke Harry Moore.

The president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society, a fractious but most influential organization in the Expatdom, is also Harry Moore.

Andis Kaulins is the President of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association and the Expatdom’s local cheapskate.

Alfred Lord McClusky is the Wuxi China Expatdom Poet Laureate.

Wally Droop owns the Chestnut Pub and the newly-opened Walnut Pub.

Fred and Frank Minkleman, married twins, manage Gambay’s Pub.

The King of the Expatdom is Gorzo the Mighty.  His queen is Ayira: the Chosen One.

The former King of the Expatdom was the Ayatollah of Mordor.  His evil knows no bounds. Currently, he is waiting at the Guantanamo Detention Facility Two for his trial for crimes against humanity and good taste.

The Prime Minister of the Expatdom is Mango.  Mango is married to Wonder Woman.

Kennesaw “Hui Shan” Landis is commissioner of the Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame whose inductees include Lawrence of Arabia, Harry Moore (twice), Andis Kaulins, Rush Limbaugh, Charlton Heston, Colonel Harlan Sanders, and Evelyn Waugh.

Admiral Lloyd Bridges is the Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy.

Gregory Peck is the Marshall of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Air Force.

Harlan Sanders is the Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Land Force.

The population of the WCE is 10 million and counting.

One Response to About the Wuxi China Expatdom

  1. wuxiandis says:

    updated on November 21, 2011

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