Monthly Archives: January 2012

Wuxi China Expatdom First Lady Wonder Woman is Pregnant!!!!

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango and his wife, the first lady of the WCE, Wonder Woman are going to have Dragon babies in the year 2012. Spokesman for the WCE PM, Sally Adolf Cicero, made the announcement to a … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expats glad to be back to work after Spring Festival

Wuxi Expats say they are happy to be back to work after the Spring Festival holiday. Many said they were stuck in their apartments during the holiday because they were scared of crowds, fireworks or being invited to cold apartments … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Queen Ayira to resume Boxing Career

Ayria: The Chosen One, Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom and Consort of his Majesty the King of Wuxi China Expatdom Gorzo the Mighty, has announced that she will resume her boxing career which had been put on hold when … Continue reading

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Harry Moore Speaks: “Wuxi China Expatdom’s Eyes Look West”

President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society and Minister for Colonies Harry Moore says that the WCE government is seeking to expand it’s ever-growing colonial possessions. Interviewed on the Expatdom’s prime-time television programme "In Wuxi Tonight" by the … Continue reading

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Helper Monkeys are the new status symbol of Wuxi Expats

First, it was having a Chinese Driver’s License; secondly, it was owning an autographed copy of the Poolside Harry Moore; then, it was having GPS in one’s bar girl; but now the status symbol of the Wuxi Expat is to … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub Owner loves to fondle and grope his male patrons

Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut Pub, loves his male patrons and says that it is very important that he and they have a physical relationship. Any male patron entering the Chestnut, can expect to be bear-hugged by Droop who … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat says he has a beautiful and sublime body

Bobby Bellamy, a Wuxi Expat, says he is an advocate for the beauty of his body. "Men of honesty and good will would all agree, if they cared to look, that my body is beautiful and sublime!" said Bellamy, who … Continue reading

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