Monthly Archives: July 2012

Olympics: Wuxi China Expat Claims Air Rifle Gold

London, England (Sports Network) – Rabbi Nissim ben Jacob disguised as Alin George Moldoveanu of Romania won the men’s 10-meter air rifle gold Monday at the London Games, edging favorite Niccolo Campriani of Italy in the final round. Jacob and … Continue reading

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Olympics: Wuxi Expat sets world record in women’s 100m butterfly

Wuxi China Expat Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetsky dressed in a Dana Vollmer suit wiped out the world record in women’s 100 metres butterfly final to claim a gold medal at the London Olympics on Sunday. Rabbi Kamenetsky touched home in 55.98, … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat Bars That Allow Patrons to Bring Firearms Are Much Safer Than Those That Don’t

There is no gun control in the Wuxi China Expatdom, and so Wuxi Expats, on average own eight fire arms per person. Gun control, if there is any in the WCE, is allowed on private property. "If WCE property owners … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada Play to a Scoreless Draw in Pink Kitty Quiz Competition

Team Ontario played the Latin Chickens to a scoreless draw at the first night of the Pink Kitty Pub Quiz Competion. Neither of the teams could answer any questions about the topics of History, Current Events, Power Tools, Famous Playboy … Continue reading

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Wuxi China English Teacher Suspects All The Other Teachers at His School are Gay

An English Teacher, who works at a prominent English School in the Downtown of Wuxi, China, tells the WCE Blog that he has "a sneaking suscipion" that all the other foreign teachers at his school are gay. Asked why this … Continue reading

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The Wuxi China Expatdom Appoints Harry Moore To Be Its Ambassador to the Vatican

Harry Moore, a Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke, a three-time inductee into the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame, a Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies, an honorary president of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association, the President of the Wuxi China … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Says That Now Is The Time for Healing

Wuxi Expat Duston Short says that now is the time for healing. The Expat who hurt his head when he tried to stick it in the toilet at the Pink Kitty Night Club, tells the WCE Blog that he wished … Continue reading

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