Monthly Archives: December 2011

Wuxi China Expat says that just after he takes a shower, his hair looks like Mitt Romney’s

Wuxi Expat Robert Opel, an engineer at Johnken Bearing Company, says that after he takes a shower, his hair looks that of Mitt Romney, a front-runner for the Republican Party nomination in the 2012 U.S. Presidential election. "When I come … Continue reading

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The AKIC blog names its 2011 Wuxi Expat of the Year

Above: Gorzo the Mighty, disguised as Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih, points to his wife Queen Ayira: the Chosen One after being presented with the AKIC 2011 Wuxi Expat of the year award. Crowning him is Wuxi China Expatdom Prime … Continue reading

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Sam Neill Emotes Charisma in Screen-Test For Role of Andis Kaulins In Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Birth Movie

— Originally Posted By Sir Dirt E. Harrie to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 12/30/2011 05:15:00 AM

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Screen-Test Auditions Begin For Role Of Presidente Andis Kaulins in Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Birth Movie

Accomplished, famous star of scores of movies, Sam Neill, is in the Expatdom to audition for the role of Sir Andis Kaulins in the Royal Birth blockbuster. Sam Neill, who bears a striking-resemblance to El Presidente, said that the role … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat says he will not go to Expat pubs on New Year’s Eve.

Wuxi Expat Larry Drysdale, the Wuxi China Expatdom’s leading curmudgeon, vows that he won’t go out on New Year’s Eve saying he would god-damned if some pub owner, who wasn’t from North America, took his hard-earned money. In an interview … Continue reading

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All World Leaders, with a few exceptions, to attend the AKIC 2011 Awards Banquet.

Queen Elizabeth II, U.S. President Barack Obama, Canadian Prime Minister Steven Harper, Swedish Bikini Team Captain Britt Salming, and Pope Benedict XVI are among the great world leaders who win attend the AKIC 2011 Awards Banquet to be held at … Continue reading

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Nude Streaker interrupts Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President’s Discussion of the films of the David Niven

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Society President Harry Moore’s Wednesday evening film talk, the first since the coup against his leadership was thwarted, was briefly interrupted by a nude streaker. Fifteen minutes into Moore’s discussion of the films and the acting … Continue reading

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