Monthly Archives: May 2011

The King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty, revealed that he had rejected not only invitations and pleas to attend the G8 Summit, that was held recently in Deauville and Basse-Normandie, France, but an invitation as well for … Continue reading →

Wuxi Expat William Maher denies that he suffers from logorrhea, a communication disorder resulting in incoherent talkativeness Said Maher, "I very much resent the accusation that I go on and on and on, talking endlessly, like I am a blabbermouth … Continue reading →

The Wuxi Jaywalkers swept all three games against the Suzhou Green Hats at Suzhou’s Green Hat Baseball Park this weekend to take first place in the East Division of the China Expat Baseball League. Jaywalkers manager Casey Stench had his … Continue reading →

Nine million Boston Bruin Fans gathered at the intersection of the Zhongshan Road and Renmin Road in Wuxi, China to celebrate their Bruins’ victory over the Tampa Bay Lightning in a Stanley Cup Semifinal Series. Wearing fake Boston Bruin clothes … Continue reading →

Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom Mango defended the practice, of hiring corpses to be government bureaucrats in non-essential positions. The practice had come under criticism from fringe and reactionary elements of the opposition Nudist party. Said PM Mango, … Continue reading →

Three million Wuxi China Expats attended the 44th annual Wuxi China Expatdom "The Toronto Maple Leafs didn’t win the Stanley Cup" celebrations which were this year held at Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District. Singing "Nah Nah Nah, Nah, … Continue reading →

Are the Vancouver Canucks Canada’s team? Long-time Wuxi China Expat from Abbotsford, British Columbia, Norbert Froese says they aren’t. Said Froese, "While the Canucks do play in Canada. One has to remember that Canada has a province called Ontario which … Continue reading →

With the Vancouver Canucks qualifying for the 2011 Stanley Cup Final, Wuxi Expats, the most decent, humane, and caring of whom are Vancouver Canuck fans, have raised money through private means to build a 88m tall version of the Stanley … Continue reading →

Wuxi China Expatdom Queen Ayira and American Empress Oprah Winfrey have agreed to fight in a cage boxing match on June 18 at the 3,000,000 seat Wuxi Landlords Stadium. Unlike the Ayira — Hilary Clinton boxing match which was for … Continue reading →