Wuxi China Expatdom to build 88m tall Stanley Cup bearing Vancouver Canucks Logo.

With the Vancouver Canucks qualifying for the 2011 Stanley Cup Final, Wuxi Expats, the most decent, humane, and caring of whom are Vancouver Canuck fans, have raised money through private means to build a 88m tall version of the Stanley Cup which will be placed beside a statue of Andis Kaulins, if the Canucks do in fact win the 2011 final.

The 88m Stanley Cup will be made entirely of gold and be embossed with a Vancouver Canucks logo. It will also come equipped with a shopping mall, retaurant, pub and sports lounge, hockey museum, and a shrine to Bobby Orr.

To enter the Wuxi China Expatdom Stanley Cup, one must not be a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs or Ottawa Senators — Leaf and Senators fans attempting to do so will be ejected by a lie detector sensor in the Cup that can smell them a mile away.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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