The King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty, revealed that he had rejected not only invitations and pleas to attend the G8 Summit, that was held recently in Deauville and Basse-Normandie, France, but an invitation as well for the Expatdom to become the ninth member of a new G9 group.
"These meetings are a waste of time. Nothing comes of them. I think it is an insult to the voters and the public in general that these conferences are held in this age of global telecommunication. I am sure they are fine things if you are a photographer or you are a bureaucrat who likes staying in 3,000 USD a night hotels on the public sinecure, but for those who really care about their subjects, it is shameful to attend these things. And even if serious economic discussions are held, they are based on the old Keynesian and Ayatollah of Mordorian of directing free markets from the center. The secret of the WCE’s tremendous economic performance under my reign is very simple. Let markets work!"