Monthly Archives: November 2011

Wuxi China Expat designer wins prestigious international underwear-design award.

Wuxi China Expat Underwear Designer Pierre Fruit De Loom says he has designed underwear that meets the challenges of living in China in the 21st century. The Committee International Pour Le Design De La Underwear (CIPLDDLU) has agreed with him … Continue reading

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Japanese Expatdoms beg to become colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom

Several Japanese Expatdoms including the Tokyo Japan Expatdom and the Yokohama Japan Expatdom, have imploringly applied for Wuxi China Expatdom colonial status. They are the first non-Chinese Expatdoms to apply. Leader of the Japanese Expatdom delegation visiting the Wuxi China … Continue reading

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A Country and Western Saloon Bar Street opens in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Wuxi China Expatdom now has its own Wild West territory now that the Double Happiness Country and Western Saloon Bar Street has opened in the Hui Shan New Economic Development Zone area. With over 3,000 Bars and Saloons including … Continue reading

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Three thousand Wuxi Expats executed for violating curfew

Three thousand Wuxi Expats were executed after violating a midnight curfew that had been declared by Lieutenant McNulty, acting Chief Inspector of the Royal Wuxi China Exaptdom Mounted Police (RWCEMP). All the Expats were arrested and summarily executed on the … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat marries Battleship

Wuxi Expat Jürgen Wattenberg has married the Battleship WCERN Carole Lombard. Wattenberg married Lombard at a ceremony held at the Gambay’s Pub Marriage Chapel #2 which is located by the canal that runs past the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan begins cleaning up the Suzhou China Expatdom Colony

Suzhou China Expatdom Colony Governor and Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan has begun the process of cleaning up the Suzhou China Expatdom. The Suzhou China Expatdom’s leaders, feeling they were no longer able to deal with their many … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom’s Taihu Lake now boasts the best tuna and marlin fishing in the world.

Thanks to the subduing of the Kraken and the constant patrol of Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy commanded by Admiral Lloyd Bridges, Wuxi China Expatdom’s Lake Taihu has become the World’s number one destination for sport tuna and marlin fishing. Santiago Manolin, … Continue reading

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