Monthly Archives: November 2012

Canadian Prime Minister Enthralled with Book Written by Wuxi Expat Archduke

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper says that he has read and examined thoroughly the book The Poolside Harry Moore (TPHM) and now wants to change the look of the Canadian Confederation established in 1867. In a speech televised to all … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expat English Teacher Likes to Do It “Jiangnan” or “Gagnum” Style with His Students

Faruk Bagolli, English Teacher at Universal Milky Way Experimental English Fluency Training Center in Downtown Wuxi, says he likes to do it "Jiangnan" or "Gagnum" style with his young female students and sometimes with better-looking young male students. Bagolli, a … Continue reading

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Wuxi China Expatdom Military Establishes Bar Girl Brigade

Supreme Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Armed Forces, General Clarence Chugwater, proclaimed the establishment of the Wuxi China Expatdom Crown Royal Bar Girl Brigade, at a military parade held at Harry Moore Square Diamond on Thursday. The Wuxi … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Learns Barack Obama Won the Election

Thor Lyndon, an English Teacher at All Natural Universal Atlas Globe English, has just learned that Barack Obama won the presidential election. "The U.S. had an election? I didn’t even know who was running! I guess that out here in … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub to Hold a Family Night

The Santiago Cafe will hold a family night every Sunday, announced Co-Manager Moe Muggins to a standing room only press conference held at the Wuxi #7 People’s Hospital parking lot. "We at the Santiago Cafe are well aware that having … Continue reading

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Expat Says It Was Serendipity That Lead to His Coming to The Wuxi China Expatdom

"Blame Serendipity?! Heck! I credit Serendipity for the fact that I am here and now label myself a loyal subject of His Majesty King Gorzo The Mighty!" says Frederick Cornwallis, Fifth Earl of Ickenham, known to the Wuxi locals and … Continue reading

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“Zhongnan Hai”, “Hongdo”, “Nanjing”, “Winston”, “More” and “Chesterfield” – most popular cigarette s in Wuxi China Expatdom in January-September

In the first nine months of 2012, The Wuxi China Expatdom’s most popular cigarettes were "Zhongnan Hai", "Hongdo", "Nanjing", “Winston”, “More” and “Chesterfield”, according to information on excised goods compiled by the Wuxi China Expatdom Revenue Service. Other popular cigarette … Continue reading

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