Monthly Archives: September 2012

Wuxi Expat Pub to Hold Terrorist Night every Tuesday

To try to stop patrons from watching cheap movies at the cinemas, the Santiago Cafe will host a special Terrorist Night every Tuesday. Moe Muggins, one of the three partners running the Wuxi Expat Pub, told the WCE blogspot that … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Never Tires of Talking about “The Goal”

Wuxi Expat Rabbi Benny Beryl never gets tired of talking about The Goal. He scored 800 times over 707 career games with the Wuxi China Expatdom Canadiens of the China Expat Ice Hockey League. But the 69-year-old native of Kincardine, … Continue reading

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Some Wuxi Expats destroying their Japanese Things

Wuxi Expats,who worry about reprisals from Wuxi locals, have taken to destroying anything they might have that is Japanese. On the Nanchang Jie Bar Street, a group of Expats decided to make a show for the locals and organized a … Continue reading

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Despite Bad B.O., Wuxi Expat is Popular with the Local Ladies

Faruk Bagolli, an Albanian-Canadian Expat, seems to be a hit with the local ladies, despite not wearing deodarent. Bagolli, an 58 year old English Teacher at Portage & Main English in the Wuxi New District, is apparently never without a … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expats Ready to Explore the Surface of Mars

After spending ten days at the Olympus Mons Hilton, the six Wuxi Expats, who came to Mars on Zhanshen 6 Mission to Mars, say they are ready to explore the surface of Mars. "I feel like a billion dollars!" said … Continue reading

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Buffet Reconnaissance Force Established in the Wuxi China Expatdom

Supreme Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Armed Forces, General Clarence Chugwater, proclaimed the establishment of the Wuxi China Expatdom Buffet Reconnaissance Force, at a military parade held at Harry Moore Square Diamond. The Wuxi China Expatdom Buffet Reconnaissance … Continue reading

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Wuxi Expat Pub to Hold a Karaoke Yodeling night

With six Wuxi Expats currently on the surface of Mars, many Wuxi Expats, left behind on the surface of the Earthly territory of the Wuxi China Expatdom, are looking at the Sky with yearning towards the heavens and the Red … Continue reading

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