Despite being given a dose of common sense, in the forms of pleas, from the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Mounted Police Force, His Majesty the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom Gorzo the Mighty, Her Majesty the Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom Ayria: The Chosen One, Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango, The wife of the Wuxi China Expatdom Wonder Woman, and Archduke Sir Harry Moore, Wuxi Expats are rioting in the street to protest the awarding of the 2012 Wuxi Expat of the Year title to the Blogger Andrew Cowlinch, also known as Wussie Andrew.
Peaceful protestors are carrying signs saying “Fix!”, “Shame!”, “Andrew Cowlinch is a Putz!”, “Why award libel?”, “I am calling my lawyer!”, “Hang the Schnooks responsible for this outrage!”, “Cowlinch = Nudnik”, “Cowlinch is a Yutz!”, “The 2012 Wuxi Expat of the Year is a Nebbish? Oi Vey!”, “This is Mishuga!”, and “Harry Moore is Yidisher Kop and a Mensch also!”.
Violent protesters have been setting fire to buildings only to be arrested by Officer McNulty of the WCERMP and have the fires stopped and the buildings restored so that they are as good as new by Firefighter Marcus Linius Crassus; throwing rocks at the Wuxi China Expatdom Riot Squard commanded by Stone Lockheed, and joining the Wuxi China Expat Temperance League in order to break beer bottles at Wuxi Expat pubs.
Authorities hope that the announcement of the winner of the 2012 Wuxi Expat Best Legs Award will cool the ardour of Expats angry at Harry Moore not winning and Andrew Cowlinch winning the 2012 Wuxi Expat of the Year award.