Wuxi China Expatdom Archduchess Mrs. Miss Moneypenny & her husband Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Sir Harry Moore tell the Wuxi Expatdom Blog that they attribute their having great-looking legs to a well ordered sensuality.
“Don Colacho, the great twentieth-century reactionary, would have been proud!” said Miss Moneypenny, who along with her husband, earned nominations for the 2012 Wuxi Expat Best Looking Legs Award. Their double nomination was the first to be ever garnered by a Wuxi Expat couple in Wuxi Expat Best Legs Award history. The couple had earlier, in the week, made history when together they got 1.3333 nominations for the 2012 Wuxi Expat of the Year Award.
“A well-ordered sensuality means taking your love-making seriously. Where other couples see the bed as a place for making love, we see it as a place for sleep. Lying down when one makes love is sheer laziness if you ask me. You must be standing up and multitasking, and train for it like you are SAS!” said the Archduke, who was interviewed via radio from the surface of Mars where he, his wife, and his Zhanshen Six crew are celebrating Christmas.
Asked what he meant by standing up and multitasking during love-making, Mrs Miss Moneypenny, author of the best-selling book The 75 mile Orgasm explained: “I achieved a fifteen minute orgasm on our wedding night which was spent in Saskatchewan. Of course, we weren’t in our hotel room when it happened. We were running, or rather the Archduke was carrying me, on the section of the Trans-Canada highway between Regina and the Manitoba border. And not to worry, I do my turn and carry Harry during our love-making. As you can well-imagine, when he is love-making and composing a film lecture while running at forty miles-per-hour, Harry can suddenly become spent! And if you think that can lead to accidents, again, you are not to worry, because we manage the change in positioning quick seamlessly!”
“That is why we measure our orgasms in miles or kilometers, not minutes!” said the Archduke. “So far our record is 450 miles which was set when we were on the Autobahn!”
“And that is why, Harry darling, we both earned nominations for the 2012 Wuxi Expat Best Looking Legs Award!” giggled a sensual sounding Mrs. Miss Moneypenny.