Wuxi Expat Curmudgeon Says He Is Pleased by The Obama Election Victory

Larry Drysdale, a leading Wuxi Expatdom’s crankiest curmudgeon, told the WCE Blog that he is personally pleased by the re-election of Barack Obama to the U.S. Presidency.

"It only goes to prove that I am right in what I have been saying all along, about things being for shit or going to shit! The shit-for-brains American people re-elected a president who wasn’t worth a shit. And this time, they can’t say they had been shitwinked! The guy proved to them he was for shit but they voted for him again anyway! The dumb shits! But that’s what you get when you give the woman the vote" said Drysdale.

Drysdale, who said he was the last-of-a-line of self-made man who were smart enough not to grab a turd from either end, said he looked forward, with relish, to Obama’s second term. "They will be twenty shit trillion in the hole when Boy Obama fills out his term. By the time he is done, the government won’t be able to pay for a roll of ass wipe without borrowing money from my Chinese in-laws! Maybe they can rip up their regulation books and use that paper to wipe their ass! Ha ha! That is, if they know how. Any person that voted for Obongo probably can’t pee straight, let alone tear paper off a roll and wipe their butts with it. What’s that German word for enjoying shitheads getting their comeuppance! Shitsausagehitlerburger? I am going to experience a lot of that in the next four years provided I don’t die of a heart attack first!"

Asked if he thought Romney would have been a better president, Drysdale said: "Probably not. That guy was the choice of those RINO types who would agree to hold one end of a turd while the Democrats held the other, and then brag about how they got to hold the end of the turd that was thin. Romney was too much of a shit-tolerater to win an election these days! If you are going to run excrement against excrement! Guess what happens! The excrement wins!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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