Wuxi Expat Hopes The 18th Congress of the Chinese Communist Party Comes to An End So He Can Look at Kiddie Porn Again

Thor Lyndon, a Wuxi Expat from Des Moines, Iowa, tells the WCE Blog that he can’t wait for the 18th Congress of the Chinese Communist Party currently taking place in China to come to an end so he surf for Children’s pornography again.

"None of my VPNs have been working the past week so I can’t access my favorite porn sites. It is frustrating! I have asked the other teachers at my school and they have had the same problems — I mean they can’t access their favorite sites either. The blogger Andrew Cowlinch tells me that he hasn’t been able to get to his WordPress and Blogger sites!" said a clearly angry and frustrated Lyndon, who teaches English at the Global Universal Galactic Inter-provincial English Training Center in the Wuxi New District.

"At the pubs, the word is that the powers that be in Beijing are being extra vigilant on the Internet because of that Congress, and that once it is over we can resume our normal VPN-aided web-surfing. I hope they are right!" said Lyndon with his fingers crossed, balancing his twelve foot long good luck totem pole on his head.


Posted By Blogger to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 11/11/2012 05:23:00 PM

Advertisements

About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s