Leftist Wuxi Expats Celebrate Obama’s Election Victory

Wuxi Expat Leftists held a huge parade on Wuxi’s Zhongshan Road to celebrate the recent victory of Barack Obama in the U.S. Presidential election.

The Forward! Celebration organized by the Wuxi China Expatdom Obama Phone Group featured marching and displays of military and lovemaking hardware by other Leftist Wuxi Expat organizations including the Wuxi China Expatdom Nudist Party, the Wuxi China Expatdom Sexpat Feminist Alliance, the Wuxi China Expatdom Green Hats Environmental Group.

The celebration’s keynote speech was given by the Wuxi China Expatdom Obama Phone Group General Sectary Ivan Fence who offered a conciliatory hand to the people who were disappointed by Obama’s Victory. "I don’t see why those who didn’t support our great leader should feel excluded from this great victory!" said Fence. "It is a victory for us all!"

Asked, by reporters, how it could be that anti-Obamanites would accept the offer of conciliation given that, during the campaign, they had been called "woman-hating, tree-burning, gun-toting, religious-clinging, wheelchair-pushing-seniors-off-the-cliffing, baby-eating, child-molesting, fascist, greedy capitalist simpletons who should be crushed like cockroaches," Fence sternly said: "If they know what’s good for them, they will accept it! They wouldn’t want to be awoken by a four a.m. knock on the door, now, would they?"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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