Wuxi China Expatdom Obama Phone Group Fires Court Jester

Johnny “Smartypants” Goldwater Orwell’s stint as the official court jester of the Obama Phone Group of the Wuxi China Expatdom came to an end, only a few days after it had began.

Orwell, who had just been appointed the OPGWCE’s Court Jester just last week, said he was forced to resign because of what he termed “irreconcilable artistic differences” as well as what he said was “an inability on the part of the Obama Phone People to take a joke!”

“Joe Stain, the secretary of the OPGWCE didn’t like any my knock-knock jokes that went along the lines of: Knock-knock! Why are you knocking on my door at three o’clock in the morning?!?” said Orwell.

The Wuxi Obama Phone Group had hired Orwell during the craze for Court Jesters started by the WCE King’s appointment of Blogger Andrew Cowlinch to the post of official royal court jester of the Wuxi China Expatdom.


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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