The Obama Administration Is Very Embarrassed by the Wuxi China Expat Mission to Mars

Shenzhan Six, the Wuxi China Expatdom Mission to the planet Mars, has been a big embarrassment for the administration of President Barack Obama.

Friends of Obama have told the WCE Blog that Obama may not move to the Wuxi China Expatdom after the end of his presidency. "The success of the Shenzhan Six Mission and thus the failure of Obama’s administration is not something that he could talk his way out of — even with the help of the Main Stream Media members who have acted like the Shenzhan Six Mission and his nearly four years as U.S. President had never happened. Moving to the Wuxi China Expatdom, given the disaster that his one term as U.S. president has been, would absolutely destroy the high regard that Obama has had for himself through the thick and thin of his presidency! Wuxi Expats don’t tolerate failure and would shun him!" said Obama fan and Obama friend George Clooney.

The Obama Administration was forced to confront the topic of the Shenzhan Mission publicly at a press conference held at the White House. A reporter, from Wuxi China Expatdom Fox News Network, asked President Obama and Vice-President Biden for their thoughts about the success of the Wuxi China Expatdom Mission to Mars, and the pair put their heads into their hands and began to sob.

Vice President Biden, who recovered his composure first, told his assistants to call security and kick the reporter out of the White House media room.

President Obama, sobbing and wailing, ran out of the media room, and was heard to shout "Just make Romney President and end the living hell these last four years have been for me and my self-esteem!"

Later recovering his composure, the President returned to the press conference and shouted "It is George Bush’s fault! What you criticizing me for! How dare you!"


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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