Despite Bad B.O., Wuxi Expat is Popular with the Local Ladies

Faruk Bagolli, an Albanian-Canadian Expat, seems to be a hit with the local ladies, despite not wearing deodarent.

Bagolli, an 58 year old English Teacher at Portage & Main English in the Wuxi New District, is apparently never without a lady to keep him company for the evening, much to the amazement and consternation of his fellow teachers.

"Frankly, his philandering offends me!" said teacher Ivan Fence, who wished to be anonymous. "He simply plays the percentages. While 95 percent of the woman find him to be repulsive and creepy. There will always be the innocent or desperate woman who are willing to put up with his disgusting aspects because he is foreigner!"

What really offended the teachers about Bagolli’s sucess with woman was that he did it despite, what they labelled, "the Bagolli Stench." "God! Bagolli reeks!" said another of Bagolli’s fellow English teachers, Thor Santo, from Chicago.

Bagolli has denied that he is a philanderer, saying that he has not slept with that many women.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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