Buffet Reconnaissance Force Established in the Wuxi China Expatdom

Supreme Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Armed Forces, General Clarence Chugwater, proclaimed the establishment of the Wuxi China Expatdom Buffet Reconnaissance Force, at a military parade held at Harry Moore Square Diamond.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Buffet Reconnaissance Force, will become the fifth branch of the WCE Armed Forces which consists already of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Land Force, the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Air Force, the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy and the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Marine Corps. The WCEBRF will be commanded by General Julius Child, the head chef at the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Palace.

"For too long, innocent Wuxi Expats have gone to buffets in Wuxi unaware of what they are in for, and because of this many Expats have lost their lives and hours of their lives that they can never get back!" said General Child after being presented with the Buffet Recce Colors and Standards by General Chugwater. "This shouldn’t be happening in an Expatdom which has put men on the surface of Mars!"

General Child then told the million men assembled from the other four branches of the WCE Armed Forces, his vision of what the future WCEBRF. "Buffet Recce will be amphibious and airborne as necessary. It will have the most modern of military technology; whether it be amphibious aircraft carriers, intelligent drones, surface to air to surface pastry launching systems, and invisibility cloaks! We will expect the average Buffet Reconnoiterer will be an all-around soldier capable of judging cuisine in the most perilous of weather conditions and political climates. A Buffet Reconnoiterer will be able to shot a gun, jump from a plane, survive in the jungle, withstand torture, cook and create delicious meals, and be able to write a good restaurant review!"

Wuxi China Expatdom Military Experts say the establishment of the Buffet Reconnaissance Force will turn the WCE into a Super Duper Power. "The Americans have put a man on the Moon but never in their wildest imaginations, had they thought themselves capable of establishing the Holy Grail of Military Strategic Planners all over the world: the Buffet Recconaissance Force! Buffet Recce requires elite chef-soldiers, lots of tanks, lots of missiles, lots of artillery, lots of aircraft carriers, lots of the finest cooking equipment, mobile pizza ovens and mini mobile fridges! It had been thought by the greatest military minds of all time, that a Buffet Reconnaissance Force was beyond the capabilities of mortals, a figment of the imagination that thought of Greek Gods on Mount Olympus, till today in the Wuxi China Expatdom!" said Wuxi China Expatdom Millitary Historian Edmund Fitzgibbon.

An observer of the Buffet Recce Formation parade was heard to say "I am thinking of going to the Jin Ling Hotel for their lunch buffet!" To which his companion said "Oh dear! Maybe you should wait till you have read the review of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Buffet Reconnaissance Force!"


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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