Wuxi Expat Mars Landing Results in Record Memorabilia Sales

The Zhanshen 6 Mars Landing has resulted in record memorabilia sales for official Zhanshen 6 products as sold by the official licensee of official Zhanshen 6 Mars Landing products: the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Memorabilia Sales Agency (WCEIEMSA), formerly the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force (WCEIEF).

Karl Malden, formerly the commander of the WCEIEF and now the president of the WCEIEMSA, told the WCE Blog, in an exclusive interview, that the Zhanshen 6 Mars landing has caught the imagination of the Wuxi China Expatdom Memorabilia buying public. "I haven’t seen such large purchases of memorabilia since the Capture of Ayatollah of Mordor, and the marriage of Archduke Harry Moore and Miss Moneypenny!" said Malden, who was driving a 2012 Porsche 911 GT2 RS that he had just recently bought because of the great business he had been doing.

Asked what Zhanshen 6 memorabilia was popular, Malden said "All of it! We quickly sold one hundred million copies of the Poolside Harry Moore, Zhanshen 6 limited commemorative edition. All our Zhanshen 6 crew bobble head dolls as well as the bobble-chested doll of the stowaway Miss Moneypenny sold out quickly as well. And then, purchasers were fighting to get their hands on the remaining Zhanshen 6 lighters, ashtrays, lingerie, t-shirts, cuff links, key chains, cutlery, coffee mugs, flags and water bottles!"

Malden added that he had one hundred factories working eight days a week, 34 hours a day, to keep up with the seemingly insatiable demand in the WCE and on Earth for Zhanshen 6 official licensed memorabilia.

"Accept no subsitutes!" said Malden "Look for the official Zhanshen 6 laser logo on the product before making a purchase!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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