On Monday, the two civilizations that produced Harry Moore, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee, and Confucius held an historically significant summit at the Hui Shan District Century Time Plaza Food Court.
Andis Kaulins, representing the Wuxi China Expatdom, and Yao Ming, representing China, held a brief meeting during which they discussed establishing diplomatic relationship between their two civilizations, ate bowls of Wang’s Dumplings, and agreed that the friendship of Wuxi China Expats and the Chinese was inviolable.
After the meeting, Yao Ming told the WCE Blog that China had a lot to learn from the Wuxi China Expatdom. "In one year, the Expatdom has achieved more that American and European Civilizations have done in all their histories put together!" said the retired Houston Rocket.
Andis Kaulins said that the Wuxi China Expatdom had much to learn from five thousand years of Chinese civilization. "We really need to get a handle on how the Chinese have themselves going for as long as they have! I worry that the Wuxi China Expatdom will do a Bo Jackson and fade out quickly before achieving its true potential!" said the English Teacher turned diplomat.
Together, civilizational representatives Kaulins and Yao said they hoped their meeting would be of great benefit not just to their civilizations, but to all of mankind. Said Rep Kaulins: "If at least this summit dispells the notion once and for ever that the Chinese are short, it will have served a great purpose!"