Wuxi China Expat Bars That Allow Patrons to Bring Firearms Are Much Safer Than Those That Don’t

There is no gun control in the Wuxi China Expatdom, and so Wuxi Expats, on average own eight fire arms per person.

Gun control, if there is any in the WCE, is allowed on private property. "If WCE property owners don’t want guns on their property, that is their right!" declared the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty.

Some gun control has been in effect in some Wuxi Expat Pubs, but not all. Pubs like Gambay’s do not have it. Others like the Chestnut, the Walnut, the Pink Kitty, the Santiago Cafe and the San Francisco Cafe do.

And the results of the policies have been proof conclusive that gun control is a bad idea making patrons more unsafe. The Wuxi Expat pubs that allow patrons to bring firearms are much safer than those that don’t. In past year, there have been 4,000 assaults and rapes in the pubs with gun control; and zero reported incidents in the pubs that don’t. Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Mounted Police Chief Inspector Harry Callahan tells the WCE Blog that if it wasn’t for the pubs with gun control, he would have no work to do. "Outside the pub areas, Wuxi Expats don’t do crime. Would be miscreants are well aware that any other Wuxi Expat they see is packing a lot of heat!" said the C.I.

Wuxi China Expatdom Anthropologist Margaret Mead tells the WCE Blog that while many differences in the assault and rape rates in the pubs with gun control can be explained by cultural differences, the fact that everyone is armed in these pubs make everyone feel safe and in check at the same time. "Let’s face it. You can attribute the fact that a lot of crime takes place in the Santiago Cafe, Pink Kitty and the Chestnut and the Walnut and Dangle’s Participle to there being a lot of English teachers going to these pubs, as well as Wuxi Pub Owners and Euro White Trash Engineers. But there are some tough and barbaric hombres, with bad grammar, who are patrons at Gambay’s. They have the same violent desires that many of the patrons at the pubs with gun control have. But they are scared of the equalizing factor that a little old lady from England has when she puts a Glock in her corset!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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