Wuxi China English Teacher Suspects All The Other Teachers at His School are Gay

An English Teacher, who works at a prominent English School in the Downtown of Wuxi, China, tells the WCE Blog that he has "a sneaking suscipion" that all the other foreign teachers at his school are gay.

Asked why this suspicion had snuck up on him, the English Teacher, who didn’t want to be mixed with similarly named people with the same name in the Wuxi China Expatdom, said: "Several of the teachers like to go to the gym to work out. Body building, as any historian knows, started out as a gay cult thing in the 1950s. I bet the body builders at my school go the gym to spot each other and take showers. The ones who don’t go to the gym aren’t married and are Leftist in political slant, so they must be for gay marriage. The one teacher who is married seems to have done it to cover up his gayness. And all of these teachers don’t own copies of the Poolside Harry Moore, like to talk about cooking, and hang out at the Pink Kitty four evenings a week! So Ipso Ergo Facto Cognito Ergo Sum Vini Vidi Vici, they must be gay!"

Asked how gay he thought his co-workers were, the English Teacher, who insisted he wasn’t gay because he didn’t follow European Football all that closely, said: "Gay as fruitcakes, Sodom like Gommoreans, tossed like fruit and vegetable salads, backward dancing like San Francisco Disco goers….. So, in a word, really really gay!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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