Wuxi Expats Mostly Don’t Care about the Olympics Being Held in London

Olympic Fever is not gripping the Wuxi China Expatdom despite the fact that it has been predicted that Wuxi Expats are going to win all the Gold medals at the London games.

"Ho Hum! Tweedlee-di! said one Wuxi Expat when asked if he was looking forward to watching the Olympics.

Other Wuxi Expats offered similar sentiments when asked about their feeling about the London Olympics. "

Who cares!" said Andis Kaulins, the president of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association.

"What are the Olympics!" said an Expat from Ontario, Canada.

"Momma Mia! Watch the Olympicipia! Blow it out your ass!" said the owner of a Italian Restaurant.

"God damn Fascists! I never forgave the IOC for giving Hitler the games!" said long-time Wuxi Expat Larry Drysdale.

"I didn’t take no stereos!" said a Jamaican Canadian Poet and English Teacher Ben Jonson.

"The Wuxi China Expatdom is the true arena for world universal achievement!" said Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore.

"Crocodile Pie! Crocodile Pie! They don’t serve it at the Olympics so what is the point!" said Wally Droop, the owner of the Chestnut Pub, the Walnut Pub and the Pink Kitty. It is rumoured that Droop never got over the cancellation of the Gay Olympics because of an IOC injunction.

A Wuxi Sexpat told the WCE Blog that the games would be taking place early in the morning when he was doing his best work, nudge nudge, wink wink.

"There is no killing in the Olympics so what is the point?" said the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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