Wuxi is the Best Place in China for Expats to Get Drunk

The Wuxi China Expatdom is the best and safest place for Expats to get drunk in China according to the China Drunken Expatriates Association.

Foster Brooks, President of the CDEA, personally conducted the survey, getting drunk in every expat pub in China, and the results of his survey were startling. "Only in the Wuxi China Expatdom, can one get drunk and not worry about being taken advantage by Expats seeking to satisfy their most craven desires. You get drunk in a Expat pub in Suzhou, Shanghai, or Kunming, and the chances are you are going to end up in some dark alley without your pants and with a feeling of being violated!" said Brooks.

Brooks attributed the safety of drunken Wuxi China Expats to the outstanding law enforcement of the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Square commanded by Chief Inspector Harry Callahan assisted by Officer McNulty. "They seem to know when and where something untoward may happen in the Expatdom like they have ESP. Drunken Expats know their limits here because of those two!"

Two patrons at the Gambay’s Pub, named Lenny and Carl, disagreed with Brooks and attributed the safety drunken expats enjoyed in the Wuxi China Expatdom to its culture. "If ever the Wuxi China Expatdom had a motto it should be this: Drunken Expats helping and caring for Drunken Expats. Let’s face it! Wuxi Expats just care more for their fellow drunk!" said the long-time friends in unison.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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