Wuxi Expats Say It Must Be Hard for The Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President To Be Humble

With his birthday coming on May 22, Wuxi Expats, from the King to the lowliest and most modest of English Teachers, when asked, all seemed to agree that it must be hard for Archduke Harry Moore, the president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Society, to be humble.

In interviews, conducted with the WCE Blog, about Moore’s birthday, it seemed as if all Wuxi Expats were thinking of a song made famous by Mac Davis, when asked to comment on the Archduke who is the president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society, a best-selling author, a survivor of numerous assassination attempts, a graceful dancer in the manner of Fred Astaire, and two-time inductee into the Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame:

Gorzo the Mighty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, said, “Lord it must be hard for Harry Moore to be humble because he is perfect in every way!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango, said, “Harry Moore can’t wait to look in the mirror because he gets better looking each day!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force Chief Inspector Harry Callahan said, “To know Harry Moore is to love him. He happens to be a hell of a man!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Commander Admiral Lloyd Bridges said, “Harry Moore is doing the best that he can to be humble!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion said, “I can’t compete for all of those love-starved woman who keep clamoring at Harry Moore’s feet. They are so in awe of him!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Land Force Commander General Colonel Harlan Sanders said “Being Harry Moore, he must never get lonesome. I betcha he treasures his own company!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force Officer McNulty said, “Harry is a loner type. He is cowboy tough and proud!”

Wuxi China Expatdom English Teacher Andis Kaulins said “Harry could have all the friends in the world but he would stand out so much that the poor souls would become invisible!”

The Archduke’s Wife Mrs. Miss Moneypenny said, “Darling Harry doesn’t know what the word egotistical means. He could be though because there is something about how he fills his blue jeans!”

Together all Wuxi Expats agreed. “Lord! It is hard for Harry Moore to be humble! He is perfect in every way! But he is humble nonetheless!”


					
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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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