As of April 19, there have been over 8 billion views of a bootleg video taken of the honeymoon intimacies of Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore and his bride Miss Moneypenny.
The video has been praised by a wide range of world leaders from U.S. Presidents to Pope Benedict XVI.
U.S. President Obama told a press conference that he and his wife Michelle had watched the two hour Harry Moore honeymoon video ten times. "If folks don’t vote me to be President again, I know what Michelle and I will be doing after January 2013. Va va va voom!"
U.S. Vice President Joe Biden and Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion Duston Short both said that after the video they both realized that they had been doing it wrong all these years. They both were head to exclaim "Oh, that is where it goes!"
Pope Benedict XVI said that videos, of what the Archduke and Miss Moneypenny did, were not normally his cup of tea and something he would endorse members of his church watching; but that he would recommend that everyone watch the Archduke’s honeymoon video because he and Miss Moneypenny displayed a passion and sheer athleticism that rose to a level that was holy and miraculous! The video, his holiness added, could replace the Song of Songs in the official Catholic Bible. As well, the Pope mentioned the possibility of canonizing the couple.
The Nobel Committee is considering awarding the Archduke and Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Nobel prizes for peace and physics.
The Oscar Comittee in the USA has nominated the video for academy awards for best short subject, actor, actress, stuntmenship and best stuntwomenship.
The big Hollywood studios are now clamoring to do a cinematic remake of the video. Al Pacino, Robert Redford, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Chuck Norris and Harvey Keitel have already started lobbying for the roles of the all-male love team that would portray the Archduke in the movie.
For their part the Archduke and his secretary wife told the WCE Blog that they had initially resented the intrusion into their privacy, but given the praise the video had received they were now thinking of filming all their intimacies as instructional videos for the world. "My darling Harry and I want to see married couples all over the world have more loving lives!" said Mrs. Miss Moneypenny.
Archduke Harry Moore, when asked by the WCE Blog for the secret of his graceful techniques, said that the credit really went to his wife. "My Honey Bunny Moneypenny has the way of bringing out my inner tiger and saint at the same time and always when we are together!"