Despite long siege, sales of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War memorabilia still brisk.

Sales of official merchandise of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012, which is currently in its second phase and in the midst of a Stalingrad type siege, are still very brisk says Commander Karl Malden of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force (WCEIEF), the exclusive supplier of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 merchandise.

"You would think that in this day and age, people would not keep up their enthusiasm for a war which is the midst of a long siege right now, but sales, of Phase Two Civil War merchandise, are still brisk and even increasing! The longer the siege has been going on, the more the daily sales revenue of related memorabilia have been. What has been especially popular are calendars with markers that allow people to count the number of days since the siege has begun!" said Malden.

In the Civil War itself, the siege, which has been made to resemble Stalingrad 1943 and has been taking place at Three Kingdoms Park since March 16, shows no signs of abating. The WCEDVDAS forces, which in phase one had been fighting each other, are now in alliance and have completely encircled the forces of the WCEWCEDVDCWARS for nearly four weeks. Rumors persist that pressure is being put on the WCEWCEDVDCWARS by the WCEIEF to try a break-out maneuver. WCEIEF Commander Karl Malden had promised to split revenue fifty-fifty of Breakout 2012 T-Shirt sales with the WCEWCEDVDCWARS. However, the WCEWCEDVDCWARS is still looking for allies to parachute-drop necessary supplies into their stronghold for a breakout.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society, who were enemies in Phase One of the WCE Civil War 2012, became allies when the Wuxi China Expatdom WCE Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society (WCEWCEDVDCWARS) was taking vital supplies from the two WCEDVDAS armies to stage reenactments of WCEDVDAS battles. The WCEDVDAS alliance marked the beginning of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 Phase Two.

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