A group of Wuxi Expats from Ontario Canada have enrolled in local animal obedience classes. One such Ontario Canada Wuxi Expat, Duston Short has enrolled in both dog obedience and gorilla obedience classes run by the Wuxi China Expatdom Animal Obedience Society (WCEAOS).
Asked why he and many other Ontario Canada Wuxi Expats were enrolling in animal obedience classes, Short told the WCE blog that he and many other Ontario Canada Wuxi Expats were always peeing on the floor and making messes at two Wuxi Expat Pubs: Dangle’s Participle and the Chestnut. "Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut, told us to not come back till we had taken some obedience classes" said Short, the reigning midget Sumo Wrestling Champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom. "I think that when he said what he did that he was serious and not being sarcoustic as some people, who have told us not to enroll in obedience classes, have said! Sammy Dangle of the Dangle’s Participle also had some hard, but I think loving, words for us too! So we will try to please them both!"
Short then told the WCE Blog that he was enrolling in two obedience programs, one for dogs and another for gorillas, because he wasn’t sure yet which program was for him and would suit his busy "don’t wash and wear lifestyle." "I also have tardiness and cleanliness issues as well, so I will see which program will help me better!" said Short.
The great Wuxi China Expatdom historian Edward Gibbon told the WCE Blog that Short and his gang of Ontario Canada Wuxi Expats are not the first human Expats in WCE history to enroll in animal obedience classes. "There have been a few Wuxi Sexpats who have enrolled in thoroughbred horse obedience classes as late as last year. As well, the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor, had to enroll in an obedience course as a requirement for getting distemper shots!"
Marlin Perkins, spokesman for the WCEAOS, told the WCE Blog that if they can tame the Ontario Expats, the WCEOAS would then run animal obedience classes for Shanghai China and Suzhou China Expats. "Shanghai and Suzhou Expats are notorious for having accidents and making messes in living rooms and shopping centers!" said Perkins.