Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada have been injured in the McDonald’s Breakfast Hot Dog craze that is currently engulfing the Wuxi China Expatdom.
The Ontario, Canada Expats, who are listed as in critical condition in the proctology wing of the Wuxi China Expatdom General Hospital, reportedly did things with the Breakfast Hot Dogs, available for 10 rmb with a small coffee at McDonald’s in Wuxi, that were unnatural. One of the Ontario Expats is splitting time between the proctology wing and the burn section of the WCEGH because he tried to use the coffee as a lubricant for Hot Dog insertion. Another Ontario Expat, Duston Short has had his stomach swell so much after eating 40 Hot Dogs that the jaws of life were needed to remove him from his apartment.
McNulty, an officer with the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Squad, when asked about the latest injuries of the Ontario Expats, said that there was no accounting for the stupidity of Ontario, Canada Expats living in Wuxi.