Prisyadka Dancing Competition to decide who sieges and who is besieged in the first battle of the WCEVDVAS–WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012

Home field advantage in the second phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 will be decided by a Prisyadka Dancing Competition between the dancing battalions of the WCEDVDAS and the WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS armies. The winner of the competition will then to decide whether their armies will get to siege or be besieged in the second phase’s first battle which is to be a tribute to the great siege of Stalingrad of World War Two.

If by chance the Prisyadka Dancing competition is tied, the drinking battalions of the two armies will compete to then determine who will be the sieger and the besieged.

The second phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 began when the armies combating in the first phase: The Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society Army and The Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society Army decided to join forces and fight the Wuxi China Expatdom WCEDVDAS Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society which had been reenacting the WCEDVDAS battles and taking away crucial supplies.

With the dancing competition not taking place till March 16, Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 is currently in a proxy stage as the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force in alliance with the Wuxi China Expatdom Mary Tyler Moore Appreciation Society (an ally of the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society) are fighting a fierce infantry battle, circa 1917 style, against the Wuxi China Expatdom Star Trek Appreciation Society, an ally of the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS, for exclusive licensing rights to produce official WCEVDVAS–WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS memorabilia.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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