Wuxi China Expatdom housewives have declared a war on women.
Maude Joyner, president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Housewives Association (WCEHA), made the declaration yesterday. "Housewives and Women are natural enemies so it is only natural there would be enmity, sometimes leading to war, between us. And though housewives aren’t women, we do have the cattiness of women so this is going to be a hell of a fight!"
Asked how it could be that housewives aren’t women, Joyner said that all feminist groups speaking for women seemed to think that housewives gave up their womanhood by getting married and staying home to raise children.
Deloris Morris, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom Feminist Sexpat Alliance, called Joyner a "batch" and vowed that the WCEFSA would fight the WCEHA with maximum ferocity.