Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society (WCEFAS) President Harry Moore has agreed to deliver a film talk about Cinematic depictions of Gladiators and the ancient Romans to the Wuxi China Expatdom Senate on March 15.
In a WCEFAS press release, President Moore said he "was honored to be invited by such an august body to deliver a lecture on matters of major cinematic importance." He then stated that he found it hard to believe that he had never before been invited by them to speak and that he had in fact never heard of the WCE Senate till he got the invitation.
Later, President Moore was confronted by reporters as he was doing some shopping at a Kedi and he was asked if perhaps the invitation was a plot of some disparate factions of the WCEFAS that had on previous occasions tried to have him assassinated in Dealey Plaza, Ford’s Theater and Sarajevo, scenes of previously historically significant assassinations. Moore told the reporters that he was going to deliver his lecture in the WCE, not Rome, so that the delivering the lecture on the Ides of March was not anything of which he should beware.