Wuxi China Expatdom to hold its first annual Lake Taihu Regatta


The Wuxi China Expatdom Yacht Club will hold its first ever Taihu Regatta on March 17.

Admiral “Skipper” Nimitz, retired, told the WCE Blog that a million yachts, dinghies, junks, rafts, cruisers, destroyers, container ships, canoes, kayaks, catamarans, aircraft carriers, tugboats, hovercraft, and aircraft carriers will participate in the Expatdom’s first real celebration of boating.

Admiral Nimitz said the Wuxi China Royal Expatdom Navy was being very helpful in Regatta preparation. “WCERN Admiral Bridges assures me that his cruisers will be patrolling the perimeter of the Regatta area keeping away the great white sharks, krakens, giant octopuses, pirates, customs boats, nudists, U-boats and the monster jelly fish that have been known to prey on Wuxi Expat yachtsmen in the past!”

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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