More and more families choosing to live in the Wuxi China Expatdom

More and more families are choosing to live in the Wuxi China Expatdom according to Bob S. Grant, the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Families Council (WCEFC).

“No longer is the Wuxi China Expatdom a place for English Teachers and cheating Engineers to sow their oats!” said Grant, a Claremont, California proctologist turned English teacher.  “Thanks to the wise rule of his majesty King Gorzo the Mighty and the efficient administration of Prime Minister Mango, the WCE is now a place for families.  The previous  King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor, besides being a threat to the idea of personal ablutions was also an absolute menace to honest and moral people raising families!  It takes great discipline on my part to not utter his name and not spitting on the ground!…. Anyway, my wife Clare, a former tax attorney who also teaches English now, and my two children love it here.  There is nothing we like better than to stroll the parks of Wuxi, China and browse through a copy of the Poolside Harry Moore.  And if we aren’t doing that, we  study the amazing feats of King Gorzo, Queen Ayira: the Chosen One, Chief Inspector Harry Callahan,  Prime Minister Mango, Wonder Woman, Admiral Lloyd Bridges and General Colonel Harlan Sanders — they are are a great source of inspiration for us!”

“And of course, the Wuxi China Expatdom has everything a family needs to live the good family life.  There are plenty of parks, many churches and synagogues, lots of shopping and great schools!”

“We have told all our friends about the WCE and many have already moved here.  Many parts of California, including our hometown of Claremont, have turned into ghosts towns, as they have abandoned their prosperous middle-class lives and chosen to become English Teaching families in the Wuxi China Expatdom.  Yes!  The WCE is the closest on Earth that one can get to Heaven!”


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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