The Civil War, taking place in the Wuxi China Expatdom between the two WCEDVDAS organizations (the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society), went retro today as the biggest cavalry battle since the Napoleonic Era took place at Wuxi’s Five Kingdoms Theme Park near Lake Taihu. An estimated million horses and horsemen took part in the Battle of the Five Kingdoms. They wore retro Prussian, English and French Calvary uniforms from the Battle of Waterloo.
Karl Malden, the commander of the Wuxi China Expat International Expeditionary Force which is the exclusive supplier of WCEDVDAS Civil War 2012 merchandise, said that bobble-head cavalrymen dolls, authentic replica Prussian Cavalry uniforms circa 1815, stuffed cavalrymen and horse toys were already on sale at all WCEIEF shops in the Wuxi China Expatdom as well as its colonies. "Supplies of the memorabilia are limited so it is best to buy today or risk forever being disappointed!" said Malden.