Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore and his secretary Miss Moneypenny are now man and wife.
Despite deciding to elope, they couldn’t stop a crowd estimated at 100 million from showing up at the Wuxi China Expatdom Marriage Bureau to see them get their wedding license.
The marriage was surprising given that WCEFAS President Moore, who is also an WCE Archduke, had been spanking Miss Moneypenny every day since she had caused him to be double-booked at two WCEDVDAS grand conventions on March 1. Only yesterday, Moore had told the WCE Blog that he had "been very cross with Miss Moneypenny for her naughtiness which had lead to the double-booking and now the WCEDVDAS civil war!"
But today Moore told the WCE blog that he had changed his mind and had forgiven Miss Moneypenny for her role in the double-booking conflict and subsequent WCEDVDAS civil war. "Miss Moneypenny said she had been a little jealous of my trip to Paradise Island to impregnate all the perfectly beautiful Amazonian princesses! And I could see her point, for so often she was there to give me a back rub after my film talks or my Fung Fu sparring sessions with Steve McQueen and Bruce Lee. I realized yesterday that she was the only woman to have thought of anything of me before I wrote my international smash best selling novel and portfolio the Poolside Harry Moore; and that she deserved to be my wife!" said a beaming Moore who hair seem more efflugent and overall manner seem more virile that previously thought humanly possible by the greatest minds of all human history.
Moore said that he and his new wife the Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore hadn’t thought of where they would go on a honeymoon. "I think will be stay in the Wuxi China Expatdom first to see what we can do about stopping the WCEDVDAS Civil War. Now that I have a dance partner — Yes! Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore is that greatest dancer since Ginger Rodgers — I, I mean we, are working on a dance routine that will stop the combatants from thinking about war."
Wuxi China Expatdom observers have already begun to speculate if Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore will be made a Archduchess.
Posted By Andis Kaulins to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 3/05/2012 05:56:00 AM